wat did u replied? "u call tat big? u must be really drunk...."
wahahaahahahahahahaha
NEVER offend druggies. You never know what they can do in
their drugged-up state.
Basically, I just told myself, appear friendly and steer his
mind away from the topic of his manhood by getting him preoccupied
in talking about more sedate topics.
In the process, I found out that he likes taking painkillers
too. Ah ha! Nurses' snoopy dog skill. So, I got
him a bit distracted talking about his painkillers.
He did revert to talking about his penis a few more times but
everytime, I just diverted him.
All the while, I kept praying that he will alight before
me. Imagine my relief when he did! PHEW!
